You've ever traded a car for
basketball tickets.
You've ever traded a car for
basketball tickets.
Your four year old asks, "What
is 1 and 2" and you answer, "The backcourt."
You think Madonna's biggest
claim to fame is that she slept with Dennis Rodman.
You've ever said, "Hush" so
you could hear the game on a first date.
You think Bill Clinton is
overpaid but Shaquille O'Neal is not.
You thought Eddie deserved
an Academy Award for Best Picture.
You boycotted the neighborhood
store because the clerk referred to Charles Barkley as that bald guy that
does all the commercials.
You hounded your cable provider
to offer Court TV till you found out it had nothing to do with basketball.
You know Michael Jordan's
birthday, but not your son's.
You've ever referred to a
basketball official on TV using a word that could not be broadcast on TV.
You've ever inquired about
reupholstering your car with orange textured leather.
You've ever recorded a basketball
game over a store bought copy of Apollo 13 or Rainman.
You have a regulation size
key painted on your driveway court.
The only Bill Gates you've
heard of was in Hoop Dreams.
Your dog's name is Rauf (as
in Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf) because that's what it sounds like he's saying.